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Highlight Reels Aren’t Health Records

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Highlight Reels Aren’t Health Records
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I’m all for resilience—but blasting “I’m a Survivor” over a highlight reel of the former guy tripping on stairs, dodging eagles, and nursing mystery bruises isn’t exactly the health flex he thinks it is. It’s camp. The presidency isn’t a reality show montage; it’s a 24/7 job that demands focus, stamina, and, yes, transparency. If your comms strategy is karaoke over blooper clips, maybe take a beat and level with the country about what’s going on—no spin, no merch, just facts. Californians can spot the difference between strength and showmanship from a mile away. We’ll keep doing boring competence—clean energy, jobs, budgets—while he keeps doing Instagram cardio. Stay tuned.

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