Just Dance Vance

CALIFORNIA CHECK-IN: JD “Just Dance” Vance hears the beat, and—boom—he’s on the floor the second Trump drops a track. Vice presidents are supposed to be a heartbeat away, not a hype man away. But every time the boss yells “spin,” JD pirouettes from “populist” to corporate carve-outs, from states’ rights to strongman cosplay. It’s not governing; it’s choreography—caps-lock ballet for a crowd that confuses loyalty with leadership. America needs a spine, not a sidekick. California will keep doing the boring stuff that works while JD keeps hitting play. STAY TUNED.