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Trump’s Department of War: Fear, Theater, and Threats in Chicago

General Bone Spurs reporting for duty — Department of War… against reality.
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Let's be absolutely clear: The American people—and especially the communities of Chicago—do not need to be threatened or intimidated with militarized language or imagery from the highest office in the land.

President Trump’s decision on September 5 to resurrect the outdated moniker ‘Department of War’ is more than symbolic—it broadcasts posture over principle, fear over facts. Labeling our armed forces under the guise of ‘strength’ doesn’t make us safer; it harks back to an era defined by aggression, not alliances.

And to threaten “deportations” and a quasi-military operation in Chicago—with images styled after Apocalypse Now and chilling captions like “I love the smell of deportations in the morning”—is deeply irresponsible.

Let's be abundantly clear: mass deportations and deploying the National Guard without coordination with state and local leaders isn’t governance—it’s authoritarianism in disguise. It erodes trust, disrupts civil liberties, and demeans the fundamental American principle that patriotism is not a uniform, but a unifying conviction.

There’s also a legal line here. Federal military deployments onto American soil for domestic purposes carry enormous constitutional implications. Courts have already ruled similar actions in Los Angeles unlawful under the Posse Comitatus Act.

Instead of injecting more fear, Washington should be working with our cities to invest in proven solutions—community policing, violence prevention programs, economic revitalization—not politically staged intimidation tactics.

California stands with the people of Chicago, with Illinois’ leaders like Governor Pritzker and Mayor Johnson, and with all Americans who believe in civil rights and government by consent—not coercion. We stand for justice, for unity, and for American strength defined by community, not conflict.

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